I cringe at the term "turkey slap". All of these stupid little boy, bogan sex terms. What was that other one BB introduced into my vocab a few years ago? Oh yes, the "dirty sanchez". Charming.
I don't recall this being on BB but the definition is as follows;
The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
I believe it was Glenn the shearer who demonstrated this on uplate and I don't believe that there is anyone out there who would even do this. Good old Malice, brave enough to put it into words when I couldn't...ick! Poor Stranger, I am sure he wanted this on his LJ hahah!
You know, it doesn't matter how I put it, it just sounds so revolting. I just can't even type it! I should have known people would ask... doh! Now, back to turkey slapping...
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Date: 2006-07-04 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-07-04 09:01 am (UTC)The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
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Date: 2006-07-04 11:14 pm (UTC)and here's a picture..
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Date: 2006-07-05 10:51 pm (UTC)It's a bit on the nose.
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