Big Brother "turkey-slap" scandal in summary:

[darren_stranger]

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."

Comments

[andispandex.livejournal.com]

*L* "its all fun and games till someone gets chocked in the face"

[darkstardeity.livejournal.com]

"then it's still funny, they just don't see in stereo anymore" :)

[i-beloved.livejournal.com]

I cringe at the term "turkey slap". All of these stupid little boy, bogan sex terms. What was that other one BB introduced into my vocab a few years ago? Oh yes, the "dirty sanchez". Charming.

[trayce.livejournal.com]

I still dont know what that is (I really dont watch BB) and I'm afraid to ask!

[p-cat.livejournal.com]

What on earth is that? (Or do I not want to know?)

[i-beloved.livejournal.com]

You know, it doesn't matter how I put it, it just sounds so revolting. I just can't even type it! I should have known people would ask... doh! Now, back to turkey slapping...

[missmalice.livejournal.com]

I don't recall this being on BB but the definition is as follows;

The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

[i-beloved.livejournal.com]

I believe it was Glenn the shearer who demonstrated this on uplate and I don't believe that there is anyone out there who would even do this. Good old Malice, brave enough to put it into words when I couldn't...ick! Poor Stranger, I am sure he wanted this on his LJ hahah!

[strang-er.livejournal.com]

and here's a picture..

[i-beloved.livejournal.com]

Is this a smear campaign?

[strang-er.livejournal.com]

It's a bit on the nose.

[i-beloved.livejournal.com]

never mind, just keep a stiff upper lip!