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[darren_stranger]

Oh, i've just had a revolutionary idea: let's raise a people's army and - oops, can't say that any more, might get arrested.

Where was i? Oh yeah - i think we (ie people with brains) should go out of our way to over-use words like 'unAustralian', 'terrorist', 'patriotic' etc wherever possible. Eg "Did you hear that Joel cheated on Cindy? What a complete and utter terrorist." or "God, that new White Stripes song is unAustralian." or "That korma was brilliant - i've never tasted anything so patriotic."

I'm sure someone's thought of this before, but it still works for me. If only we can get a million others to join in.

Edit - now i want a korma. Could probably get one somewhere at this hour, but it would involve getting out of my pyjamas.

Comments

haha! awesome Idea. I dunnon about anyone else, but I'm running with it!

[jujulilianan.livejournal.com]

yes, don't forget that getting out of your pyjamas on a sunday is unaustralian!

And you wouldn't want people to trhink you were a terrorist, right?

Re: haha! awesome Idea. I dunnon about anyone else, but I'm running with it!

[mr-e-cat.livejournal.com]

What a patriotic comment!

[echoslament.livejournal.com]

thats hilarious. sunday is national butt on couch day!

[greylock.livejournal.com]

What a patriotic idea.
I'm going to blow-up with Australian Pride.
But first I have to jihaid on dust bunnies!
Those bloody things are terrorists on clean floors.

PS: I hate the USA.

[damien-wise.livejournal.com]

Mate, there's nothing more true-blue, dinky-di Australian than a good Korma! :)

[hestia.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ALL LANGUAGE TERRORISTS!

and I like it. :P

[hbdeath.livejournal.com]

Korma... hmmm, that's Indian food... and they have Muslims in India... which means Korma must be terrorist food, and you, sir, must be a terrorist for wanting one. Which proper authority should I report you to for being a threat to the good Anglo-Saxon Christian moral fibre of our glorious white nation?

(This veiled threat has been brought to you by Four And Twenty Pies in the interests of keeping Australians eating Australian food instead of that foreign muck. Four And Twenty Pies is a registered sub-branch of the Liberal Party of Australia. Keep Australia Pure!)

[cat-a-pillargal.livejournal.com]

Can even the people who take "Today Tonight" seriously use the term "un-Australian" with a straight face anymore? Curries are definitely un-patriotic.

[andispandex.livejournal.com]

*L* well put!...and the young ones reference was the icing on a particularly seditionary cake!