five questions meme

Okay, i gather the idea is to leave a comment if you want me to ask you five questions about yourself, which you then answer in your own journal in a similar post.  Don't know how long it'll take me to come up with them (these answers took me all day) but i'll give it a shot. 

My answers to five questions from 

morgan303 are below the cut:
 

 

( loooong answers behind cut.. )