just a little prick

No aspirin in the last week - check.
No ear piercing in the last 24 hours - check.
No tattoos in the last year - check.
No shooting up in skanky alleys - check.
No colds, flus or other illness - check.
No steamy man-on-man action - check.
Plenty of iron lately - check.
Lots of fluids today - check.

Righto then, time to go get bled.